Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

‘Materialists’ Director Celine Song on Exploring the ‘Brutal’ Aspects of Modern Dating and Seeing Movie Stars as More Than ‘Merchandise’ - Variety

(2) DILDO.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

Im happy but there is a heavy feeling of sadness in my heart that I just can't remove. Why am I like this?

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

Some men love anal sex more than vaginal sex. Why?

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

(1) XNXX

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

(4) CONDOM.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

(3) VIBRATOR.

(3) XHAMSTER

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

New model helps to figure out which distant planets may host life - Space

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(2) YOUPORN.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(5) LINGERIE.

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

(1) STRAPON.

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.